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| A woman walks into a vet's
waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. "Sit, Fluffy," she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him. "I said SIT, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and pees. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "FLUFFY!! WILL YOU BE GOOD?!" Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says: "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"
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A 4-H'er came to buy his first rabbit. He asked if we had any for sale that were already successful show rabbits. I said yes, we had one available but it would cost a little more because it had three "legs". He looked a little surprised and asked, "Why would a three-legged rabbit cost more than a whole one!"
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| What do rabbits have that
nothing else has? Baby rabbits.
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When you go to the rabbit supply store, here are a few guidelines: *Never go in a pickup truck. That way you won't come home with sets of pretty, new stacking cages. *Always pay with plastic. The statement won't come for awhile, giving you more time to work out a plan of action when your spouse finds out how much you spent. *If you realize you have a problem with resisting purchases, just ask your spouse to go along. If you realize you have a problem, but you don't care, then never let them know when you're planning to go to the supply store. Just get in the truck and drive.
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| What kinds of rabbits eat with
their ears? All rabbits eat with their ears, they can't take them off.
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A rabbit walked into a
butcher's and said, "Got any cabbage?"
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| Teacher: If I give you two
rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Paddy: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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What
is the best way to catch a unique rabbit? (Unique
up on him.)
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What
is the best way to catch a tame rabbit? (The
tame way… Unique up on him.)
___________________________________________________________________________________________ BUNNY
ECONOMICS 101
I
bought the cutest little bunny at the county fair…. It only cost $10! I
needed a cage and food and supplies for the bunny that I bought at the fair. He
seemed so lonely, so I got another bunny. ($30) It
needed a cage and food and supplies. ($50) I
bred my bunnies. The doe needed a C-section, but now I have four more
beautiful bunnies! ($300) They
need cages and food and supplies. ($200) I’ve
decided to show my bunnies! I need
to buy carrying cages, cage cups, a show table and one of those nifty little
carts to haul them into the showroom with. ($200) At
the show I found the most awesome rabbit for sale – it’s already a champion!
I gotta’ have it! ($150) I
need another cage and food and supplies. ($50) I’ve
bred all my bunnies to that awesome champion.
Now I’ve got LOTS of show bunnies!
I need more cages and food and supplies, and some more carrying cages,
and a bigger nifty cart to haul them in with. ($500) My
car is too small to fit all these carrying cages into – I need to buy a van
with a removeable back seat. Yeah,
that’ll do it! ($32,000) I
need a bumper sticker that says “Hey Hunny, Love a Bunny!” ($1.50) I’m
getting pretty good at this showing stuff…. I need a fancier show table.
($150) All
the really big breeders use those nifty blower things… hmmmm…. ($200) My
rabbits don’t fit in my garage (basement, family room, back porch, side porch,
front porch) anymore. I need to
build a special barn just for my bunnies. ($5,000) I
have all this extra space now! I
can keep more bunnies in here! I
need more cages and food and supplies. ($600) My
rabbits don’t fit in my van anymore. I
need to get one of those little trailers and pull it behind my van. ($2000) I went to an open show at a county fair last week. I pulled in with my trailer and my van and all my grand champion bunnies, and I won Best Of Breed! There was a girl there that just fell in love with one of my juniors. I’m such a softie, I let her have it……. for $10.
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How
can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? (Look
for the gray hares.)
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What
do you call a rabbit with fleas? (Bugs
Bunny)
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What
do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? (Hot,
cross bunns.)
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What
do you call 400 rabbits hopping backward? (A
receding hare line.)
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What
kind of books do rabbits read? (Ones
with hoppy endings.)
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